#DOOM 3 PLASMA RIFLE SKIN#

Then you get the Soulcube, a stupid deus-ex-machina device, that you throw at bad dudes and the big boss, the Cyberdemon, who not only looks fucking retarded, but is such a weak enemy that it makes the 'Bruiser Brothers' from Doom E1M9 look hardcore.Д®ventually you'll finish the game doing just that, and be able to bask in all your glory. Throughout the game you learn some 2deep4u crap about how Mars was the original place where humans came from before they got pwned by Demons. Then the player proceeds to go through the facility to whack zombies with the flashlight and desperately looks for those shotgun pellets he needs for those teleport-jumpscare-imps that go down in one shot. So of course right at that point shit goes down and the evil spooky monster hordes invade the place that already looked like hell before they even set foot. The player will then run over the red planets surface with his arms fully exposed, without them freezing off, and get to an asian scientist who of course knew a lot of shit, but was too afraid of the the man to release his secret files about hell. Some nameless fucktard of a marine gets a PDA, which is a vital part of the game (especially useful for pausing the game when its intense moments cause players to shit themselves). It all begins on Mars in some industrialized hellhole with no green plants or anything colorful, as usually all horror-shooters do. Oh Dr.Betruger, what a memorable character he was. And if you thought The Lost Mission would address Doom 3's criticisms (broom closet sized levels, predictable enemy appearances, ect) YOU WERE COMPLETELY FUCKING WRONG! The 'Boring Fucking Game' edition also includes a new expansion pack called 'The Lost Mission' but it's sadly 8 years too late for anyone to give a shit. They're calling it the 'BFG Edition', and it looks like the exact same low-poly plastic shit that it did 8 years ago, despite their claims of 'remastered' graphics. Children and nearly anyone below the M rated age for this game is widely known to have shit their pants playing the game at the sight of the first zombie.ДЄs if the game wasn't already irrelevant enough upon its original release in 2004, 'id' decided to re-release the game in 2012 and make it even easier by adding more ammo and a always-on flashlight, so that the whiny faggots that couldn't handle the original can experience the mediocrity that is Doom 3. 'id' designed the game to scare everybody's little brother with cheap jumpscares. The graphics have become bland and unappealing, even the old Doom with its colorful pixel monsters is more enjoyable.

#DOOM 3 PLASMA RIFLE SKIN#

You get to fight slow zombies with moar realistic skin textures. This makes it really not like Doom at all except that it takes place on Mars with a portal to hell, aside that Doom never took place on Mars, but its moons Deimos & Phobos. A game so forgettable that even /v/ doesn't talk about it anymore.Дoom 3 is pretty much a reboot of Doom with slightly better graphics and a lot less things to shoot.

Doom 3 plasma rifle